Once You Go Flat

by Eric Dubay

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So Paul Michael Bales made a dis track about me
Him and Neil DeGrasse Tyson think they can rap now
Ok, I’m in

Hey. What’s goin on? Bustin raps now I’m flowin on. With a song, for your mom, tell her Earth’s flat and her ass is the bomb. Tell her Iraq sells crack to Iran. Tell her I’ll be back with a smack for her son then tell her she’s fat like a renaissance cunt. Tell her she’s whack like a 90s pun then start a slow clap when the rap’s all done. Tell her all that then tell her one more, tell her that you are the son of a whore. When she asks who and tells you to snitch, tell her that her son is a son of a bitch.

Anyway, it’s me, yoga guy weaponized version 2.3 here to bring truth to the unwashed masses, force you to put on your “They Live” glasses. What you see? Was I right? The Earth’s fucking flat - holocaust denied. Hitler was cool and not a bad guy. Talmudic Jews have control of your mind. Masons are tools singing shalom L’chaim. The Jesuits too, they’re the Vatican kind. The Presidents come from a royal bloodline, while the Jews choose which fool’s ass is assigned. The government’s leading in mafia crime. The word broken down means control of the mind. They probably will kill me for making this rhyme. And when they do that take the hint as a sign that Dubay was right all along the whole time!

Once you go flat there’s no going back, the plan of attack is to stick to the facts, the whole thing will fall when we give up the ball, and prove that the Earth isn’t moving at all. So it’s time to commit, put an end to this shit, draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam, open minds if you can, show lies from the man, realize that the plan, is to take all they can. Educate yourself first then take a stand so you can demand the truth and command the proof in your hands when newbs run their damn mouths you can remain calm and say you’re all wrong. It’s a fact that Earth is flat bitch. NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics.

See for yourself the horizon never drops, 20 miles up still in the same spot. Flat Earth is not as dumb as you thought, I can prove you’re not moving whether you like it or not.

You see that light called the North Star? In the middle of the sky like a bullseye. It’s gonna be there the rest of your life. It ain’t movin’ and neither are you and the rest of the Earth that would be incongruent with the fact that you’d have to be assuming that North star just happens to be zooming perfectly with you and me for eternity that’s stupid

Once you go flat there’s no going back, the plan of attack is to stick to the facts, the whole thing will fall when we give up the ball, and prove that the Earth isn’t moving at all. So it’s time to commit, put an end to this shit, draw lines in the sand, take sides with your fam, open minds if you can, show lies from the man, realize that the plan, is to take all they can. Educate yourself first then take a stand so you can demand the truth and command the proof in your hands when newbs run their damn mouths you can remain calm and say you’re all wrong. It’s a fact that Earth is flat bitch. NASA stole trillions then gave you CGI pics.

Straight off the dome like Mark Sargent. Not really. From a video game design stand-point maybe. But, but, but, you know.

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released April 30, 2016

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Eric Dubay Bangkok, Thailand

I'm a 34 year-old American living in Thailand where I teach Wing Chun and Yoga, rap, write books, and head the International Flat Earth Research Society: www.ifers.ace.st
www.atlanteanconspiracy.com

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