They got to me guys. They’ve been torturing me. Taped my eyelids open and forced me to watch V Sauce. They made me dress like a woman. They won’t let me write books or articles anymore. I can’t even make informative YouTube videos. They’re forcing me to release poorly mixed rap music, trying to kill the flat Earth movement. But don’t worry, it’s alright, I got a plan, hold on tight. I’m just gonna make best damn poorly mixed rap music that I can. Gonna cram solid grams of Eastern truth into this jam like it’s name brand Gerber baby brain food from Japan. Like Ayn Rand in a can, the truth’s in high demand, and the man can’t stand when Eric wrecks his plans. Got them searching foreign lands, got them eating out of my hands, like oh we just discovered gravitational waves, damn.
Yoga guy’s back with a rapid attack and a song full of facts to go along with the track. Doin’ old school rap with a new wave trap and a hard core back made to frame these facts so your mind can grasp where the hell I’m at when I say the Earth’s flat and your mom is fat and the jews are bad and we’ve all been had by a tribe of fags putting Rabbis lips on babies dicks while claiming it’s so religious to do this shit to our poor kids. They cut the skin off of our boys, they call us goys, suppress our voice, we have no choice, so don’t be coy, let’s make some noise, I’m not on roids, this rage is real, and you can’t deal with what I feel!
You are blind so fuck what you say, I’ll expose the flat Earth and Heil Hitler all day. Chant the verses and repeat them like a mantra then crash your lucid dream when these beats come to haunt ya. I’ll be all up in your head like a medulla oblongata and you’ll just be fucking dead like you were born in gaza. Stop eating my friends! You fucking parasitic vampires, massive scale compassion fail, you psychopathic assholes. Eating meat is not healthy or even necessary, and human bodies were designed to be a vegetarian. If you disagree with me I’ll come and see your family, kill your dog and eat your cat, then tell you that it’s natural. I’ll say I needed protein and then claim that plants don’t have it, I’ll say I like the taste and pretend that that’s not selfish. Say plants have feelings too and flesh is so delicious, so what’s so wrong with eating your family pet for breakfast?
How about some consistency here you hypocrites? It’s okay to eat fish, birds, pigs, and cows, but don’t touch Fluffy and Fido Eric, no, put them down, what are you doing? What the fuck man? I thought you’re a vegetarian, yeah, that’s why I ate your dog with side of fried asparagus. It is so hilarious that you all think I’m serious but you must be delirious if you can’t see you’re hypocrites. Your diet is violently killing animals silently in a slaughterhouse somewhere while you’re just chillin’ at Barnaby’s. And I know you don’t wanna participate in their murder but ordering corpses for dinner causes more slaughters, you sinner. So stop thinking you’re a winner with your rib and chicken dinner ‘cause you’re really just an idiot that doesn’t get the picture. Flip the scripture, who’s the victim? Forbidden fruit is flesh, this is sick man. No matter whether you’re eating a human or an animal you’re being a cannibal when consuming a salmon or when you’re eating a hamburger cause they used to be animals dammit happy with families ‘til you ended them prematurely, fucking asshole. Stop eating meat you compassionless bastards, if you are what you eat then you’re a bunch of rotten assholes, get it? You think it’s alright because you don’t hear them cry, they’re just living their lives, they do not want to die. They have a purpose and place, and that’s not on your plate. Can’t wait for the day this slaughter ends but until then fuck humans animals are my friends.
released May 1, 2016
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